I went to the doctor's yesterday for a check-up on my recent vascular surgery. Since y'all are not dying to hear about my aches and pains, I thought you might like the notices on the doctor's door.
One said --- "Unattended children will be captured and used for medical experiments."
But, my favorite said, "Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy!"
Then, while driving home, we went past a car-wash with this sign prominently displayed, "Don't try this at home! We're professionals!"
I love it that the world is managing to keep a sense of humor.