Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Why Some Men Have Dogs, Not Wives

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get another dog??

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

this was very funny!

smiles, bee

Epijunky said...

I'm still giggling... I had to forward it on to a few people who are likeminded :)

Molly said...

We don't currently have a dog, but we have had several over the years. The OC was always very attached to them. You have just,very succinctly, taken the mystery out of why! I would add that, as long as you're scratching behind his ears, a dog will accept as brilliant conversation the most elemental of grunts!

Lanny said...

Hmmm. A few of these seem to be "why some women have Rat Terriers (but have a husband too)

Just got done reading you comment on my Sheet Diet blog that you left on Sept. 28th, just now. I found it when I went to get that blog revived and get some focus in that area. Have you been to my main blog?

If by CMA you mean Christian Motorcyclist Association, no we are not members, but we are Christians and we do ride a bike, a motorsickle. Any who, I went back to see the comment on Bee's blog that caused you to come see me ever so long ago, yah I guess I do have a tendency to expose my love for God, hopefully it is for His glory.

I'm glad you came to visit, I hope you come over again. Sorry I didn't say hi sooner.

Granny Annie said...

I sometimes wish you would post more often but when you do, it's always worth the wait!

Betty said...

Priceless! There have been many times during my life when I've wondered about people seeming to care for dogs more than people. Now I know why.


Carine said...

LOL Kacey! The same could be said why some women would rather have a dog than a husband!

Big Dave T said...

Reminds me of the joke--if your wife is barking at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, whom do you let in first. Answer, it's up to you but the dog will stop barking once you let him in.

Pat Houseworth said...

Just stopped by from Sarge's Place...NW Ohio and SW Florida? We have that in common, born in Van Wert, and live in Celina(Ohio), Grew up in Venice, Florida, in the 50s and early 60s.

Just saying Hello!

Cathy said...

Now that was funny..haha!

Loving Annie said...

I guess I'm too old and bitter to find it amusing... Bah Humbug :)

The Curmudgeon said...

A very good list.

And thanks, too, for calling me "young."


Carine said...


Cathy said...

Kacey, I have been thinking about you and missing you around the blogosphere. I hope you are OK?